Portrait of a Gantz, #2

» July 27, 2006 10:41 AM by Nicole

Here's another pre-marriage picture of my tall, tall friend.

This is Ryan on stage. In honor of this photo, I have written a non-rhyming poem. (When you see all caps, imagine me yelling and over articulating those lines at an open mic coffee house poetry slam.)

There stands the slim thespian.
He's acting.
CAN'T YOU TELL?
He's an actor.
CAN'T YOU TELL FROM HIS CLOTHES?
His black clothes.
CAN'T YOU SEE HIS DRAMATIC HAIR?
His blonde, meaningful hair.
CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S PERFORMING?
Letting the text move him.
CAN'T HE REMEMBER HIS LINES?
No.
The answer is no.
No he can't.

Fin.