Babies Look Like Older Bald Dudes

» July 19, 2006 11:45 AM by Nicole

When you give birth to a little human, you get to go on and on and on about it. Becoming a parent means subjecting friends and strangers alike to endless chatter about what your baby is like. The best part is, no matter how boring your child is, he's still fascinating! I could be on the phone with someone and suddenly shout, "OH WOW!!! HE JUST BLINKED TWICE AND LOOKED AT THE FLOOR!!! " and that person will respond, "REALLY? AWWWW! HOW CUTE!"

But I'll spare you the daily goings-on until my son Cooper does something truly awesome like covers himself in StayFree Maxi Pads with Wings and tries to fly. Until that milestone, I'll just blabber on with some silliness, like trying to decide what older bald dude Cooper looks like.

Does he resemble hipster VJ know-it-all Matt Pinfield?

Or perhaps Tenacious D's goofy god of folk metal Kyle Gass?

Or maybe, like most babies, he looks like Wallace Shawn?

Feel free to weigh in on this. I'd love to know what you think.

Oh, wow. He really did just blink twice and look at the floor. And it was freakin' adorable.