» May 5, 2006 1:11 PM by Ryan

Not much to do today, so I'm just chillin'. You know, kickin' it around the house. No parents, bosses or girlfriends around to tell me what to do. It's just me, chillin'. I'm just hangin' around, doin' what I wanna do. Me time!
So... I ate some cereal earlier. And fell back asleep for a while. I can do that... because on a day like today, I do what I want! Nobody to hold me back! Today I'm the man.
I'm thinking maybe I'm going to play some of those XBOX360 games over there. If I get around to it. Not like I need video games to keep me busy... I don't need anything at all! I've got loads of stuff to do. And I've got me, that's what I've got! Cuz wherever I am, that's where the party's at.
Funny, nobody has called yet, and it's already 3pm. Usually one of my friends calls on my day off. But whatever, nothing beats freedom! Maybe I'll go check the mail.
But why go outside when there's so much to do in here??? I've got some food, somewhere... and that book I was reading that one time. Plus, what if someone calls? I should stick around. You know, just to tell them that I'm doin' my own thing today. That I'm busy just lookin' out for old Number One. Livin' it up!
Yep. This is what it's all about.
Comments
Thank you... I'll never be able to get that picture out of my mind.
Posted by: Mark | May 7, 2006 1:08 AM
somehow, this feels like goatse, but more insidious.
Posted by: star | May 8, 2006 8:17 AM
I just spent my day off as you did. I read a good book, played a little playstation 2 and attempted your "just chillin" relaxed sitting position.
I just called 911 and they should be here soon.
I heard something snap.
Posted by: dave | May 8, 2006 2:48 PM
This pose reminds me of the classic old joke......... "why do dogs lick their balls?"
........"because they can!" Have fun on your day alone Ryan! I'm glad to know, you can move away, but you'll ALWAYS be a McPilgrim!
Posted by: Joe | May 10, 2006 5:27 PM