The Weekly WTF?

» January 26, 2006 10:57 AM by Jakob

hic.bmpIn an attempt to bring myself out of my 2006 malaiziness, I bring you the 2nd "Weekly WTF?" a month after the 1st one. I'd make it the "Monthly WTF?", but I'm a fan of straight-up alliteration, not inverted.

So, here's a story that serves as a warning to those with hiccups and those that want to help hiccupers. Personally, I've never been into scare tactics, I leave that to the government. I'm more of the hold-your-head-upside-down-and-swallow-three-times kind of guy, but I understand that we've all got our own home remedies.

Now that you've read the story and said to yourself, "WTF?", I ask that you share the best headlines you can think of for this story. Here, I'll get the party started:

"HICCUP LEADS TO STICK-UP"

"A FROG IN THE THROAT WORTH A BULLET IN THE NECK"

"WHATEVER HAPPENED TO 'BOO!', DUMBASS?"

Comments

Let me just say I'm a big fan of 'malaiziness.'

"BULLET STOPS HICCUPS, PERMANENTLY"
"LOCAL HICCUP REMEDIES UNDER FIRE"

And here's one for Alex: "DON'T GO TO COLOMBIA"

Posted by: Awol | January 26, 2006 12:10 PM

Or...."COLOMBIANS WILL SHOOT YOU FOR ANY REASON."

Posted by: Nicole | January 26, 2006 3:43 PM

"Aint no skin off my neck"

COLOMBIA TOURISM: "Visit Colombia, We'll take your breath away."

After story: "David Galvan was so distraught and cried so hard at his uncles funeral, the hiccups returned"

Uncles last words were said to be, "S*@T, that things still loaded???" *BANG*

Posted by: Reynold | February 2, 2006 10:00 PM

Here goes:

"Mothers Who Say Home Remedies are Foolproof are Liars"

"Uncle Gets Punked in a Big Way by Nephew: Sadly Kills Self Before Realizing It"

Next day's headline: "Ashton Kutcher Apologizes Big-Time Live on MTV"

"Nephew's Tombstone to Read: Why Didn't I Just Hold My Breath?"

"Bad Case of the Hiccups? That's What You Think!"

Posted by: Cristine | February 3, 2006 5:40 PM

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