More Phony Pictures

» January 16, 2006 1:29 PM by Awol

In an attempt to create a regular feature on this page, I present you with more pictures from my phone. Remember I've never owned an actual camera in my life, however I am proud to say that the highest possible standards and the most exacting execution was used in capturing the documentary images that follow. These photos will have a place in my portfolio next to my work on the Corto Maltese.

"Damnit kids, I said Christmas was OVER!"

I've never seen the virgin Mary in a potato chip, or Abe Lincoln's face in a pile of mashed potatoes, or even Elvis in stack of fries, but I swear to God this onion ring is telling me not to do something.

So it was the craziest thing, right? I'm at home one night embroidering a desolate landscape with a talking oyster floating, godlike, at its center while a molten river of hot pink plasticite flows below, when suddenly I am visited by this mysterious spirit. I'll admit I had a hard time sleeping after his visitation.