The Weekly WTF?

» December 15, 2005 5:17 PM by Jakob

woman surprised.jpg*WARNING! VILE CONTENT BELOW!*

So, imagine you work an office job. You're typing and clicking away, when all of a sudden, you hear your boss call you over. You turn around and are greeted with your boss' penis ejaculating on you. WTF?!?

Either this lady is a liar or this man is insane and has balls of steel. The ceiling for this guy's inappropriate behavior has now gone through the roof. He could start pissing in the nearest trash can and I wouldn't bat an eyelash (unless he thought my eye was a trash can).

Anyways, I'd like to hear any suggestions people have for a proper headline. Personally, my favorite is:

"BOSS COMES ON TO SECRETARY"

Double entendre, hear me roar!

Comments

Great picture, Jakob.

Posted by: Awol | December 16, 2005 12:41 AM

Okay, here goes...

Boss Unfortunately Hits the Mark, Secretary Says

Secretary Suffers Breakdown After Boss Erupts

Secretary Gets the Shaft

Secretary Quits After Boss Explodes

Secretary Sues Boss Because of Explosive Personality

Boss Unloads on Secretary

You Think Your Job Is Bad?

"WTF?!!" Secretary Ejaculates After Boss Does the Same

Posted by: Cristine | December 16, 2005 3:43 PM

"Secretary Asks for White-Out, Boss Makes his Own"

"Jism Creates Schism Between Co-Workers"

Posted by: jakob | December 16, 2005 4:21 PM

Wow. You guys have a lot of time on your hands at work, doncha?

Cristine some of those are simply amazing.

Posted by: Awol | December 16, 2005 5:18 PM

Man, those are all hilarious. I got nothing.

Posted by: ryan | December 17, 2005 10:11 AM

A couple other headlines I've heard suggested:

"Hands-on Manager Does His Own Typing"

"Receptionist Finds Herself In A Sticky Situation"

Posted by: jakob | December 19, 2005 8:53 AM

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