Menkins Vs Mankins

» November 10, 2005 1:28 PM by Nicole

What's the better nickname for testicles, menkins or mankins????

Option #1.

"OUCH! Ya kicked me right in the menkins!!! You bastard!"

Option #2.

"OUCH! Ya hit me right in the mankins!!! You bastard!"

Comments

I still prefer 'manlings,' an abbreviation of dangling manhood.

Posted by: awol | November 10, 2005 1:34 PM

Ah, yes. Option #3!

Posted by: Nicole | November 10, 2005 4:25 PM

I'm still down with the "Honore de Balzac".

Posted by: jakob | November 10, 2005 10:35 PM

I vote Option #4, Honore deBalzac. Very erudite, and the rhythm and strange foreign-like sounds of such an exclamation (i.e., "My God, it HURTS! My HONORE DE BALZAC!!!") will almost certainly momentarily confuse the attacker, giving you, and your Balzac, a chance to retaliate.

Posted by: Mark | November 11, 2005 2:28 PM

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