You know what works really well on a comedy site in plain text?
Inside jokes.

Even better?
Sarcasm.

Look, it's not my fault that Andrew's rendition of a circus theme sounds like a Russian organ grinder. Somebody had to call him on it.

As long as we're being honest, I should confess that I don't naturally sweat when I have to perform on stage. I don;t get nervous at all, in fact. The sweat you've seen seeping through my tee shirt before each of our performances is prostethic. I add it for effect, and to make you three feel more... professional.

Also, all of the sketches I ever claimed to have written were stolen from the internet, where everyone is long-winded. This explains why all of my scenes were at least two pages too long.