10 Questions You Should Never Answer with "Yes."

» March 7, 2005 5:24 PM by Awol

1. Can I borrow your gun?
2. Would you like to purchase our extended warranty?
3. Do you trust our current president?
4. Can you pick me up at the airport?
5. Were you a liberal arts major?
6. Did you ever get turned on watching animals mate on the Discovery Channel?
7. Would your son like to spend some time at Neverland Ranch?
8. Do you live in the Valley?
9. Have you seen Super Geniuses 2: SuperBabies?
10. Would you like to take a free personality test?

Comments

And one question you should always answer with "Yes":

Who plays that song in Million Shekel Baby?

Posted by: j-kob | March 8, 2005 10:23 AM

Here's another one from the airport:

Would you watch my bag for a minute?

Posted by: awol | March 8, 2005 2:17 PM

Want an entry level position in the entertainment biz?

Posted by: Nicole | March 9, 2005 11:19 AM

Do you enjoy CLEAN COMEDIANS who only perform CLEAN COMEDY?

Posted by: Nicole | March 9, 2005 11:20 AM

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