After the Beforemath

» November 18, 2004 5:27 PM by Jakob

We here at the Mighty McPilgrim office would like to extend our thanks and gratitude to those charming individuals who attended our recent shows at the Improv Olympic West. A great time was had by all except for Doc Wiggenstein who is now trying to patch up his marriage, which was built on a throne of lies. For now, The Elephant Man, Mrs. Feldspar, Bearded Lady Ann, Deputy Dippity, Streakin' Leno, Umberto and the whole gang will go on a class field trip to the New England Aquarium to find out what makes an ocean wave wave (I can walk like a penguin!), while us Mighty McPilgrim folk make up a whole new cast of characters for the world to boo, hiss, or laugh at. Preferably, laugh at. Until next time, remember to be good because The Elephant Man Never Forgets...

... Oh, and if you see any candy corn lying around, step on it and squish it like a bug. Those things are nasty... and they bite.