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Coming to a theater near you... if you live in Los Angeles
» June 16, 2004 5:19 PM by Jakob
Of course there will be more formal announcements to come, but I thought I'd take this opportunity to let you all in on what's REALLY on the Mighty McBrain:
Our First Mighty McShow.
Sure, Mighty McPilgrim has done bizarre corporate gigs and Polynesian Viking Festivals, but we've yet to have our own show, just us, no processionals, no tents, no laughs... all right scratch that last part.
In fact, scratch the whole damn thing! We're starting over from scratch! Hell, I'm scratching my beard right now! We're breaking the mold and telling our parents that the dog did it. We're bringing it all down to the nude essentials and starting from Square One... hell, I'll do you one better, we're gonna start from Square Zero. That's right, ZERO! On August 5th at the Secret Rose Theatre in North Hollywood, anyone and everyone is welcome to view Mighty McPilgrim's...
We've got a bunch of sketches to get out of our system and we'd like you to join us. So please, join us. There will be a SURPRISE! Whatever could it be? Hmmmm? All I know is, the CAPITAL OF NEBRASKA IS LINCOLN!
Comment amongst yourselves.
Comments
It's better than CATS.
Posted by: nicole | June 17, 2004 9:41 AM
I'm poor. Does this show cost zero money? Will I laugh or will I be bored?
Posted by: Porcupine | June 21, 2004 10:18 AM
I am so excited I am going at least zero times!
Posted by: Giza | June 21, 2004 10:53 AM
The show will be free, but shipping and handling will be $5.
Posted by: Ryan | June 21, 2004 11:23 AM
To Kendra- Even someone like yourself who happens to watch atrocious television programs like 'FOR LOVE OR MONEY' (tisk, tisk) will find our show entertaining. My suggestion : bring a change of underpants in case you PEE YOURSELF from laughing.
To Giza- We're dressing Wollman up like a girl--doesn't that entice you just a bit? Or did he do that when you two lived together?
Posted by: nicole | June 21, 2004 11:58 AM
FLOM is da bomb.
Posted by: Porcupine | June 21, 2004 12:38 PM
Dj Jazzy Jeff agrees, flom is da bomb.
Posted by: Dj Jazzy Jeff | June 21, 2004 9:48 PM
FLOM is a bomb. The ratings are terrible.
Posted by: Jakob | June 22, 2004 9:31 AM
Forget FLOM! Let's stick to the point at hand...zero in the hand is worth hmm how many in the bush? (does the show have spinoff potential? or perhaps could go on the road? LA is just too far for some of us.
Posted by: happily not lavender's mom | June 22, 2004 5:26 PM
No, no, no. It's, "A turd in the hand is worth two in the tush." Everybody knows that.
Posted by: Jakob | June 23, 2004 9:04 AM